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Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!".Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate.".

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued.".

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. Here are 55 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want.